‘Twas the Drink before Christmas

(With Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)
By Mike Tully

‘Twas the drink before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was sober, including the mouse;
When ballots were cast by the voters with care,
The poor folks elected a crass billionaire;
As Midwestern voters lay snug in their bed
American Democrats wished they were dead;
And Mama in her stupor and me in my cups,
The world has gone crazy and now downs are ups,
When out on the Twitter arose such a babble,
The Billionaire Blondie was rousing the rabble.


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *