Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
– Queen, “Bohemian Rhapsody,” 1975
Anthony Scaramucci (“The Mooch”) was either the most obsequious sycophant since Waylon Smithers, Jr., or a stealth assassin. While the former is harmless, albeit a bit sad, the latter may be the reason new White House Chief of Staff, Retired General John Kelly, ushered him out the door before the stains of his tenure had dried.
If Donald Trump’s head split open and his id jumped out, it would look and sound like The Mooch.