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Substantial Disruption

Salt and Pepper and the Way of the World

Picture of a pair of salt and pepper shakers - attached to a lighted fuse.
Salt and pepper shakers. It all blew up because of them.

What A Restaurant Sale Taught Me About Humanity

It came down to the salt and pepper in the salt and pepper shakers. The restaurant was modestly sized, tucked into a storefront along University Boulevard just west of the Main Gate. It had a scattering of tables. On each one: inconspicuous, nearly invisible salt and pepper shakers.

It all blew up because of them.

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The Earth Serves an Eviction Notice

Picture of the earth angrily frowning.
The Earth Is An Angry Landlord That Has Had Enough Of Its Wasteful Tenant: the Human Race

A Burned-up Planet Terminates Humans’ Lease

Notice of Lease Termination

Landlord: Earth

Tenants: The Human Race

PLEASE BE ON NOTICE that your planetary lease is hereby terminated. You are directed to gather all your members, pack up your belongings, and depart the planet immediately. I’m giving you one day to get out. And, while I’d like you to leave the property in the same condition as you found it, I know that’s not realistic. Just leave.

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