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The Earth Serves an Eviction Notice

Picture of the earth angrily frowning.
The Earth Is An Angry Landlord That Has Had Enough Of Its Wasteful Tenant: the Human Race

A Burned-up Planet Terminates Humans’ Lease

Notice of Lease Termination

Landlord: Earth

Tenants: The Human Race

PLEASE BE ON NOTICE that your planetary lease is hereby terminated. You are directed to gather all your members, pack up your belongings, and depart the planet immediately. I’m giving you one day to get out. And, while I’d like you to leave the property in the same condition as you found it, I know that’s not realistic. Just leave.

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